Welcome to the end of the third quarter! Yes, that's right, it all ends tomorrow. This means only one thing: I need all of your work by 2:05 tomorrow afternoon, or expect a zero on missing assignments. Just for the record, a zero on a writing piece will drag your quarter grade down by 3-5 points.

ALL CLASSES: Your vocabulary 23 quiz is either today or tomorrow depending on when you have class. Have sentences ready!

B and C periods: Please finish "99" for Friday. Have no fear; all readings over the next few weeks will NOT be as long as the tale of tenure and terror you are about to finish!

A and F periods: Remixed Fairy Tales are now due, as are your secrets. I plan on sending them in to POSTSECRET at the beginning of next week so 3-5 points so don't forget! Thank you all for being so respectful during out in-class readings of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

APRIL VACATION: TWO WEEKS AND COUNTING!